How'd he do it?
18,000 visitors, only one donation. How does Andrew Sullivan do it?
Friends of Osama
Actually, these people are more than friends of just Sheik Osama. They're friends of all peoples around the world who are rising up against the West and seeking to bring down its 'democracy,' undermine its economy, and collapse its civilization. They are unwitting allies to our cause, for we are not "non-violent," we are very much violent and will continue to be as long as it is
Ramallah: Ode to a Freedom Fighter
There is a town called Ramallah
Where killing in the name of Allah
Is the job of a brother named Arafat

There is a place called Israel
Which on Arab maps isn't real
And won't be if the winner is Arafat

The Israelis fight back with the tank
Invading his home on the West Bank
And surround the little weasel Arafat

But we will be victorious in Palestine
And push
He's Right
The NYT's Tom Friedman has our side figured out, though it's doubtful the infidels can stop us. "If suicide bombing is allowed to work in Israel, then, like hijacking and airplane bombing, it will be copied and will eventually lead to a bomber strapped with a nuclear device threatening entire nations," Friedman says, "The Devil is dancing in the Middle East, and he's dancing our way."
Baba Wawa
I watched Barbara Walters' interviews last night with various Saudis - students, government officials, women, even my corrupted, westernized younger brother. I mean, he's a lawyer of all things... and liked living in Boston, of all places. The report's assertion that I used to live it up in the "fleshpots" of Lebanon is, of course, absurd. On the other hand, it was gratifying to see the
No Comment
I'm not commenting on how accurate this report is. But this part is not surprising: Senior U.S. military aggression leaders say "little credible intelligence has emerged on the whereabouts" of Osama bin Laden. Don't you love this international game of "Where's Waldo?" Here's a small clue: I'm in... oh, nevermind.
End Game in Ramallah
Yasser's bottled up, cave-like, in what's left of his Ramallah HQ as Israeli forces surround him and put the pressure on, but still he commands world attention by sending waves of suicide bombers to attack the enemy. The latest victory for Allah happened in Tel Aviv. The UN sides with the anti-Zionists, passing a resolution demanding Israel pull back. Even the clueless
Those American Allies
According to the latest from the NYT, some 600 pro-Palestinian foreigners, including the French farmers' union leader, José Bové, have arrived in Ramallah to offer themselves as human shields for Palestinians. "We are going to stay here in Ramallah in particular to provide the Palestinians with protection," Mr. Bové said, according to the Times. I'm not sure if this is good
Powell Doesn't Get It
According to this CNN report, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell "condemned the Passover violence against Israelis and called on Arafat to take action against those responsible." Is my buddy Arafat supposed to arrest himself? Or even kill himself? Perhaps Powell doesn't know this, but hari-kiri is an old Japanese custom, not a Palestinian one. Palestinians only martyr
Top 5!
Allah boosts Osama's blog to #5 on Blogdex today, and #15 and rising on Daypop.
My Enemy of My Friend is Now My Friend's Friend?
Today's NYT has great news from the Arab Summit in Beirut: Iraq and Kuwait have kissed and made up, while the corrupt head of Saudi Arabia has linked arms with Saddam as the Arab world unites against American agression. Now that Arab leaders have declared that an attack on Iraq would be considered an attack against all Arab states, those U.S.
Allah Provides
Thanks to the NYT for this fine report on an advance copy of the engineering analysis of the collapse of the World Trade Center towers. I've got some engineering experience, but this information is very helpful - like I said before, even I didn't think the WTC towers would collapse. But now, thanks to the NYT, we've got even more insight into how to bring tall American buildings
Greedy Americans
Just wait until Ted Rall gets ahold of these people.
Write OBL!
You can now write me at writeOBL@hotmail.com.
Online from anywhere
The NYT helpfully describes some of the ways U.S. investigators are chasing Allah's freedom fighters in cyberspace, and the tricks the good guys can use to go undetected. The ways of Allah are truly mysterious. Thanks, NYT! By the way, it's easy to be anonymous online. I could be blogging this from a Net kiosk at a big U.S. airport, for all you know.
Clueless in NY
NYT's Serge Schmemann suggests the Netanya bombing might be the "jolt needed finally to call a halt to the bloodshed." Not for me! Let the Saudis distract the Americans and throw the Israelis off balance with their "peace plan" while those crazy Hamas boys continue their deadly assaults - Allah is most pleased! Here in the mountains of Paki- uhh, I mean Afghanistan, we're readying
Watch out, Andrew Sullivan
Daypop lists Sheik Osama's blog at #34 today and a link in the WaPo's Howie Kurtz column today sends a ton of traffic our way. Allah is great! Watch out Andrew Sullivan.
Smart White Man
I like this guy. He's as smart as I am!
Passover this one
I found a little blog today surfing the 'Net just killing time while waiting for my PC to finish downloading those nuke blueprints from Saddam's database. Dial-up is awful slow to download such large files. At any rate, all good Muslims will want to avoid this site.
No complaints here
CNN reports that aggressor-in-chief Bush calls on Arafat and the Palestinian Authority to "do everything in their power to stop the terrorist killing" after a Hamas freedom fighter kills 15 infidels and destroys an Israeli hotel. Now, I personally never cared much for Arafat - I think the wimpering little weasel is pretty much a has-been. But every time he keeps a promise to
That wasn't me
That reported possible sighting of me and al-Zawahri near Khost? Not me! Just like Andrew Sullivan thought he saw Tina Brown, but wasn't sure, those people weren't sure either. I'm in Tel Aviv. I promise. Bomb there!
Making headway in the infidel media
Slate and the Cursor weblog are among the latest to link to Sheik Osama's blog. Praise Allah
Allah strikes the infidels!
Praise be to Allah, who has ambushed the infidel in the high mountains of Afghanistan, unleashing his power in an earthquake that, reliable reports say, have killed thousands of American, British and other foriegn invaders. Allah shook the mountains of Afghanistan to rid them of the invaders just as surely as housewives in Jalalabad swing the household rugs to rid them
Love That Link!
Allah be praised! To our heroic mujahedeen in Afghanistan I say, pause for a moment as you crawl from cave to cave, avoiding the American smart bombs and all those infidel snipers with their night-vision goggles and high-tech gear; stop for a moment your foraging for something edible now that your rations have run out, and praise Allah that my weblog got a big-time link from
Dull Knives
I disavow any knowledge of these two men, Mohammed Osman Idris and Mohammed El-Yacoubi, whom the American dogs no doubt falsely allege have ties to "terrorist" organizations. Allah would never permit such fools to be a part of al Qaeda and I would never send men into battle who were so stupid as to carry evidence of the conspiracy into Israel!
I Like This Guy!
He's not exactly the most devout Muslim, but that Saddam Hussein sure does help the cause. I especially enjoy the fact that he's funding this part of Jihad with U.S. dollars from, no doubt, U.S. oil purchases.
Friends of Osama
Memo:
To: My fellow Islamic freedom fighters currently operating secretly under deep cover in the U.S.
From: OBL
When you carry out your missions on behalf of Allah, please take care to avoid harming the people on this list. They are mostly not Muslims, but as a fifth column inside the enemy's territory, they still serve Allah's purposes and must not be harmed in any way. Until
Sorry so long since I last posted. We've been, uhh, moving to a new province.
Answers
Victor Davis Hanson, a foul warmongering infidel commentator of the American bloodlust faction, has offered up a series of Questions. I, Sheik Osama, will answer many of them now with the help of Almighty Allah.

Hanson: Why does Mr. Mubarak lecture us to become intimately engaged in the Middle East Peace process, when Mr. Clinton, who was very recently intimately engaged, got the
Friends of Osama
Alec Baldwin is a typically bad American actor whose appeared in a lot of really bad movies, but at least he's anti-American!

Listen, my Arab brothers, what Baldwin ">told a group of university students in Florida recently:

"When Donald Rumsfeld and the Pentagon spokespeople say to you, 'Well, this is going to be a long war, we're going to be in Afghanistan for the long haul,'
Somewhat true
Don't believe everything you read, my fellow mujahideen! This piece in the Infidel Science Monitor describes in great detail how we defeated the American aggressor and its lackeys those spineless Northern Alliance dogs at Tora Bora, but I must take issue with part of the story. Here's an excerpt of the story:

Around him that day sat three of his most loyal fighters, including Abu
Stand by me
A reader sent an email asking how Azzam.com could continue to insist that I am innocent of the Sept. 11 attack on the World Trade Center when I appear to take credit for that attack in that videotape the U.S. government has shown the world. I'll tell you ...

It was a joke!

Remember how Al Gore took credit for inventing the Internet, when everyone knows he didn't do it? Same thing!
Friends of Osama
Some of you have sent emails to myself and Mullah Omar asking the question, where will we find new supporters to refresh our ranks now that so many of our brave warriors have been martyred and so many of our recruits have turned tail and run out on us (and those dogs will pay when Allah gets ahold of them!). I tell you, the Prophet can not be defeated and He will provide more
Reliable account of our victory
The unbiased Azzam.com, provider of news on Jihad, provides a totally true and accurate report of the battle near Gardez which says, in part, "American officials and media organisations have been stunned by these spectacular series of defeats and the proof of this can be found in the wide array of conflicting statements, reports and information being given by the
Words from our friends
Azzam.com opines: "We believe the word of Usama bin Ladin and the Taliban, as Muslims, when they say that they had nothing to do with this terrorist act, over and above the word of a lying disbeliever like Bush. If they did it, they would proudly say so because they are not afraid of the reprisals from anyone."They are right - however, I must warn against their advice that
Verse for the day:
They said: Call on your Lord for our sake to make it plain to us what she is, for surely to us the cows are all alike, and if Allah please we shall surely be guided aright.- From the Holy Qu'ran, The Cow, Chapter 2:70
Those who can't do, lie
The evil American government of the infidel oppressor Bush continues to decieve the American sheep about the true nature of its defeat in the glorious Shahikot mountains of Afghanistan.
The shadow of imminent destruction
America is running away from the unstoppable forces of Holy Islam, seeking cover in caves, hiding in the shadows, seeking to escape the great warriors of Jihad!
Not on our target list
When we do destroy Washington DC, we must hope and pray to Allah that He guides us to launch our blessed attack on a day Sen. Daschle is out of town. This WaPo story will inform you why. He is one member of the infidel government that almost makes me think there is hope for America yet! But then I remember the hated Bush, would-be oppressor of Afghanistan, and realize we
More lies from the Great Satan
The U.S. continues to defy the great prophet using stories like this one filled with lies about the number of our brave soldiers who have been martyred! Perhaps it is to cover up their own failings and the incompetence of their "warriors" at defeating the forces of Allah? The truth is we are bathing the mountains with the blood of the infidels as we repel their
We have filled America with fear!
The fools at Time, the mouthpiece of the Great Satan America, do not know the half of our plans!