Parody?
Here's a great article in the American Journalism Review, and Osama praises Allah for the brief mention of his Islamic ji-blog not too far into the story. Only one question: why does she call this a parody? Osama works hard to fill his blog with serious comments on the jihad against the infidels!

Osama asks your forgiveness for his near month-long absence. Do you know how hard it is to
Friends of Osama
I used to think a "Noam Chomsky" was some sort of Jewish food. Now, thanks to this article in the Harvard Crimson, I know he's a true Friend of Osama, as are most of the other people mentioned in it. As always, thanks be to Allah for their tacit support of Islamofacism and the deaths of infidel Jews in Israeli pool halls, pizza parlors and Passover seders. Memo to al Qaeda
Oh Allah, Not Again
Well, it was bound to happen. Israel pulled back from the occupied terror-tories, again. They let Arafat go, again. And there was a suicide bombing, again. Is anyone really surprised at this? Osama finds it incredible that no one sees a connection! Ah, the ever-gullible West. They've gone to so many Hollywood movies and "suspended disbelief" so often that now that Reality is
Was Jenin a Mistake?
I must admit, the points raised here do concern me. It has been useful to the Jihad for the Israelis to withhold their fiercest firepower in order to protect "innocent" Palestinian civilians (though Osama laughs at the thought that there were many truly "innocent" civilians in Jenin, which is Suicide Bomber Central and, as this Israeli soldier knows, is controlled by Islamic
Arafatwa
I can not believe Arafat accepted that compromise to free him from Ramallah! What does he think he's doing? Being penned up in his HQ was great PR for our side - the French, the Euroweenies and the UN were all coming down hard on Israel and the U.S., and as long as he was held inside his compount, Arafat could plausibly deny any connections to additional suicide bombings and other acts
Random Thoughts
Osama disavows knowing these friends of mine in America. No doubt, these are just peace-loving Muslims who have been framed by the infidel American inJustice system. Meanwhile, can anyone tell me why my favorite web site is down?
Liar
Rumsfeld, the leader of the American crusaders, arrogantly claims allied troops in Afghanistan are capturing Al Qaeda and Taliban fighters almost daily. You know it's a lie because, first of all, the Taliban were wimps. They all bugged out early.
Sow the Wind...
I sure hope Bush isn't listening to what Rich Lowry has to say about Abdul Aziz. Same goes for Crown Prince Abullah. Just because Aziz chose to ally with the Brits so many decades ago instead of sticking with the jihad he helped seed doesn't mean the Saudis should make that same infidel choice. Abdullah, don't lose heart! The tens of thousands of young Arabian men your schools
First of all I gotta thank Osama for inviting me to participate in this blog. I may not be able to post very often - hard to smuggle laptop batteries into my Ramallah compound, and the Israelis cut the power off as you know. And Colin Powell didn't rescue me - and yes, I'm still spitting mad about that!

I see where Crown Prince Abdullah went to Texas to threaten Bush with an oil embargo of the
She's so right!
The Jews are always to blame, just as this fine column in the British newspaper the Spectator says. Osama is please that someone in London finally has explained why it is Israel that is the terrorists, not the Palestinian Authority and Fatah and its suicide-bomber children blowing up Israeli civilians. Allah be praised!
Clarity
Fortunately for Islam, the American Congress is pushing the Bush administration to take a strong pro-Israel side in the Palestinian conflict. This is necessary in the process of Jihad - as it will make clear to all on which side every nation and every people stand. The EU appears to be tilting our way.
Palestinazism
Osama is grateful for the anti-Jew rally that is planned for Washington DC tomorrow, and loves that it has been planned to take place on the anniversary of Adolph Hitler's birth. The Council on American-Islamic Relations should be proud of its efforts to promote this day of hate directed at Israel and those Zionist lapdogs in America who continue to prop it up against the wishes of
The Infernal Jonah Goldberg... gets it
Goldberg writes, "The word 'religion' draws from the Latin 'religio' which originally referred to customs and rituals. The Islamic word for 'religion' in Arabic is 'din' which means 'law.' To be grossly simplistic, religion in the West is something we do, in the Middle East it is something you must do." He's right. Now you know why Osama and his true Muslim
Jihad American Style
There are those in America who say that this current war, which they call a "war on terror," is not a religious war, that this conflict that rages from the World Trade Center to Kandahar and Khost and Kabul, and to Jerusalem and Jenin, has nothing to do with Islam vs. Christianity and Judaism. And there are those that say there is no Fifth Column undermining America from
Updates
Sometime last night, Allah blessed Osama's blog with its 30,000 visitor, who logged in from an IP address at Emory University. Osama thanks you, whoever you are. Also, results of Osama's interactive poll continues to run strongly in Osama's favor, with 100 percent of participants saying Osama should not be tried for war crimes. Support from the French for letting Osama off the hook
Where's bin Waldo?
Today's WaPo has a report claiming U.S. intelligence officials now believe Sheik Osama managed to escape from Tora Bora because of the ineptitude of the infidel aggressors.

An excerpt: Captured al Qaeda fighters, interviewed separately, gave consistent accounts describing an address by bin Laden around Dec. 3 to mujaheddin, or holy warriors, dug into the warren of caves and
Poll Update
100% of the people responding to Osama's poll say Osama should not be put on trial for war crimes. French voters outnumber English voters 78% to 22%. Liberte! May Allah bless the French.
Letters
Joe Katzman emails to wish me peace. "Peace be upon you. About six feet of peace," he says. Katzman has a blog of course. Another blogger, Mary Madigan, wrote to ask why I hadn't made any more videotapes, saying, "I guess, like Elvis, fame was just getting to you." But that was before al Jazeera broadcast my latest.

UPDATE: Fixed the link to Katz' meow.
New interactive feature at Osama's blog
Osama has added a new public opinion poll to his blog. As the Council on American-Islamic Relations says, online polls "help in weighing public opinion." Today's question is, should Osama bin Laden be tried for war crimes. You can answer "No" in English or French.
I bet Saddam's jealous
But why am I not getting royalties for this? And this offends me. I look better in olive drag.
How do you say "Death to America" in Urdu?
I gotta get me one of these
The Indefatigable Victor Davis Hanson ...
has more questions. .... and, just like the last time, Osama has the answers!

VDH's questions in italic
Osama's answers in bold

The Palestinian Authority and spokesmen from the Arab world are now advancing a new party line by comparing their own struggle to our American Revolution — with overt associations between the Founding Fathers and Mr. Arafat
Snubbed
Why is Osama's blog not listed at Warblogger Watch? There is no more pro-war blog than "osama's bin bloggin". Heck, I started the whole war back on Sept. 11 with my sneak attack on America. Well, okay, I didn't start the war - it has been a low-intensity conflict for decades - but I did take it to a whole new level of violence. And daily I'm exhorting Muslims everywhere to take up arms
Internal Memo
To: al Qaeda members worldwide, and supporters of al Qaeda and affiliated terror organizations including Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigade, Fatah, Tanzim, Hezbollah, Hamas, the Palestinian Authority, The Government of Iraq, the ruling Iranian clerics, and our supporters (witting and unwitting) including the Saudi royal family, pro-Palestinian French, anti-Semitic Norweigans, U.S. Rep. Cynthia
Arafat & Clausewitz
Your humble servant Osama has parsed Yasser Arafat's statement and found that it contains nothing that will get in the way of continuing the Jihad against the Jews and the Americans. Arafat cites "our steady principle that rejects using violence and terror against civilians as a way to achieve political goals." Osama notes what Pudge didn't say is more important than what he
Even Without Jerry Lewis
A telethon in Saudi Arabia raises $97 million to help fund the Palestinian intifada - including the families of martyred suicide bombers - according to this Arab News report. Two points of note: the largest single donation, $27 million, was made by Prince Alwaleed ibn Talal, whose generous offer of $10 million to New York after Sept. 11 was rejected by that fascist Mayor
What a Wimp
Osama regrets ever recruiting the incompetent wimp Zacharias Moussaoui. First he gets himself arrested a month before he was supposed to join Mohammed Atta and the other 18 guys on those four planes. Now he's crying that he needs more room in his jail cell and whining for a computer and other items. Oy vey! The French are such wimps! My advice to Moussaoui: shut up before they decide
Arafat's Statement
Osama finds much to praise in Yasser Arafat's statement that has caused U.S. Secretary Of State Powell to consider going ahead and meeting with Pudge.

Arafat said: "We strongly condemn violent operations that target Israeli civilians, especially the last operation in Jerusalem. We also strongly condemn the massacre and the killing Israel occupation forces have, and are still,
Jonah Made Me Chuckle
Osama rarely reads the right-wing rants of American warmonger Jews like Jonah Goldberg, but happened to stumble across his column today in which he criticizes U.S. Rep. Cynthia McKinney, who says she believes that the Bush administration had advance knowledge of the Sept. 11 attacks, did not warn the soon-to-be-victims, and now has friends in Big Business making big bucks
The worst kind of Iraqi
"When Dr Ahmad Chalabi talks about toppling Saddam Hussein, the US hawks listen," reports this story profiling the man Osama views as the world's worst Iraqi.

But Saddam won't go quietly. He "is now immeasurably better armed than he was in 1990; b) will probably strike at Israel the moment he is attacked; and c) will use anything he can when the chips are down - including
More on Khilafah
Did you know, my Muslim friends, that the Iranian constitution conflicts with Islam? It does! Article 1 of that infidel document declares that the form of government of Iran is that of an "Islamic Republic," endorsed by the people of Iran on the basis of their long-standing belief in the sovereignty of truth and Qur'anic justice... through the affirmative vote of a majority of
Fifth Column
Beware of traitors in our own ranks, my Muslim brothers. But be assured that Allah will prevail!
Okay, I admit it.
Someone finally figured it out. The conspiracy, I mean. Me, Bush, the Carlyle Group and Cheney (he's a former oil man ya know), all working together to gin up a phony war to make us all a bunch of money. Millions. BILLIONS, even! But we've been found out .. and by a woman! U.S. Rep. Cynthia McKinney has revealed parts of the conspiracy in a radio interview, reports the
New Friend of Osama
Osama has added a new site to his list of permanent links over there <----- on the left. Warblogger Watch. They get far less traffic than Osama's blog, but Osama really likes these dudes and wants to help them out. Because anyone who contributes even in a small way to undermining the American effort to save civilization from evil murdering Islamo-fascist terrorist thugs is a
Worth Your Time
Your leader Osama gets a lot of ink in this long and very detailed report in The New Yorker on the Kurds of Northern Iraq, though that paragon of Islamic leadership, Saddam Hussein, naturally gets top billing. The Kurds of course come across as whiny - whining about having their villages gassed by Saddam, when as good Muslims they should have accepted their role as test targets
The Next Front
Good news in, of all places, the Infidel Science Monitor, which reports that "Saddam may have fired the first shot" in the coming battle with the Americans. The story says, "An assassination attempt against a leading pro-Western Kurdish leader in northern Iraq underscores the risk that the US and its allies are taking as they weigh options to topple Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein.
Jenin Spin
Not being directly involved, Osama is mulling whether the outcome of this battle is merely a minor setback to the Jihad, or a clever strategy to lull the Israelis into a fatal sense of complacency. Meanwhile, you can read the Ha'aretz account of the battle here. Even ArabNews.com reports the statement of Jamal Abu Al-Haija, a senior Hamas leader, that, "The battle is over. There are a
Saudization
According to ArabNews.com, Saudi Arabia's First English language daily, "Saudization" is a government program designed to replace foreign workers with Saudis. The govermment cites the huge sums that expatriate workers send out of the country each year to their families back home as a reason to kick foreigners - many of them Muslims and Arabs - out of their jobs. Over the next few
Facts are Funny Things
Afnan Fatani, a Saudi professor of English language, writes an open letter of protest and condemnation, intended for U.S. officials. Says Fatani, "We condemn the fact that a notorious war criminal like Sharon is welcomed with open arms and accorded red-carpet treatment at the White House, while Yasser Arafat, a Nobel Peace Prize winner, is shunned and abhorred." And people
Mall Rats
Amr Al-Faisal questions whether Saudis have the stomach to really take on the Americans where it counts: at the mall.

Writes Mr. Faisal: "We often hear our people making loud noises about boycotting American products. To those advocating a boycott, I ask a few simple question: Has any government forced you to buy a Caprice instead of a Camry? Have you been forced at gunpoint into
Don't Go Here
No good Muslim should go to this site and join the over 200,000 people who have signed a petition asking the Nobel Prize committee to revoke the 1994 Peace Price it gave to that statesman Yasser Arafat. I mean, c'mon, people, just because he sends suicide bombers into Israeli groceries, nightclubs and religious celebrations and kills innocent children and old people? Give Pudge a
Arab Intellectualism
It is wonderful to see the flowering of Arab intellectual thought, as epitomized by this posted at IndyMedia.org:

Titled "A letter to The Jew on this site," it was written by "Abdul," who, I have been told, was voted both "Most Likely to be a Suicide Bomber" and "Least Likely to Succeed" by his classmates at Ramallah High, class of 1999.

Abdul writes: "Hey, jew face, why
A Fine Idea
I checked with Yasser "Pudge" Arafat and we agree that Ken Layne's idea in this fine essay is a good one. At least I think Pudge likes it. He did seem worried, however, that without Israel, those suicidal Palestinians might start targeting him once they realize his only talent is being a terrorist leader and he's not competent to run a decent government.
Sad, but True
An essay by Jonathan Chait in The New Republic asserts that Israel's invasion of the West Bank is causing a reduction in the number of suicide bombings. More reason the Arab world must increase pressure on the U.S. to get Israel to pull out, before they are too successful.
Sheik-en Trust
The evil John Ashcroft and his allies in the Infidel States of America's Injustice Department have falsely accused four comrades of Sheik Omar Abdel Rahman - three good Muslims and a lawyer - of helping Rahman direct terrorist activities from his American prison cell, CNN reports. I trust the three Muslims.
Letter From a Reader
Osama can't reply to all of the many emails sent by readers of this blog, but I feel I must address the issues raised by Pete Schiavo, who wrote, "Hey, I have two questions: Is it Osama or Usama? Also, I have you in the office pool as being in Iran and that you fled Afghanistan before Tora Bora started heating up. So if you could let me know where you currently are, I have
Islam vs. Democracy
Wayward Muslims who believe that Allah's followers can compromise and adopt some of the ways of the Infidel West, I urge you to read this excellent primer on the Khilafah, or what the Western press calls the "Caliphate." Here are some excerpts:

The democratic system conflicts with the Islamic system in the fundamentals as well as the branches. It is not a proper to equate
A Warning to Qatar
As reports increase that the corrupt Gulf sheikdom of Qatar is rolling out the welcome mat for American troops, let's remember the words of the Holy Prophet in the Qu'ran, when he wrote, "Do not seek power from the fire of the pagans." For more on the Infidels' infiltration of the holy lands of the prophet, see this article from khilafah.org. (It rhymes with falafel.)


William Safire's piece in today' NYT alleges that Iraq's Saddam Hussein is using a few dozen of my al Qaeda operatives to infiltrate northern Iraq and kill Kurdish leaders. But that's American aggressor-speak intended to demean the lawful policing efforts that we are assisting in Northern Iraq. Our operatives are not terrorists, but law enforcement professionals who are training Iraqis how to
Allah's Favorite Blog
A commentator in the LA Times remarks: If Palestinian intellectual Edward W. Said were blogging, would Alterman and Beam be calling him a navel gazer? Or would they praise his brave alternative point of view and complain that the mainstream press is too conservative? I wonder, has she read Osama's blog?
I'm Back!
Sheik Osama had to take a little break from blogging for a few days - for a weekend trip to Washington and Philadelphia. Washington looked quite nice this time of year - the cherry blossoms sure add some color to an otherwise drab city. The Hummers and with soldiers manning their .50-calibers protecting the Pentagon from truck bombs on highway 110 were another nice touch. I must say, I
A good American
I'm glad to see that Paul Krugman agrees with me. Says Krugman, "The unfolding tragedy in the Middle East reduces me and many others to despair in a way that Sept. 11 never did. I'm glad to know that the deaths of 3,000 of his fellow citizens and fellow New Yorkers doesn't trouble him nearly as much as the deaths of Allah's own Palestinian freedom fighters and their support
Terror Farming
I'm not a big William Safire fan, but in his NYT column today he is right about one thing: Arafat is the primary cause of the suffering of the Palestinian people. Just as I and my Taliban brothers worked to oppress the people of Afghanistan. Why? Simple. To create fertile soil for Jihad. Allah needs more people willing to be suicide bombers, willing to hijack and crash large
A question
Why does Arafat send suicide bombers instead of Palestinians armed with rifles? This video takes aim at the answer. Osama says click the link only if you have Windows Media Player. And a sense of humor. Allah be praised.
A Puppet's Plot
The American puppet Karzai unleashes his "security forces" to arrest hundreds of his political opponents, according to this report from the NYT. The American puppet Karzai alleges a "conspiracy" planning a bombing campaign around Kabul to undermine Karzai's regime, and claims conspiracy is linked to warlord Gulbuddin Hekmatyar, a longtime servant of Allah who ruthlessly battles
Um. True.
I finally had the opportunity to read Mark Steyn's Easter editorial in the London Telegraph. It was... disturbing. But parts of it, especially the one excerpt below, are bang-on.


In the American press, you read things like: "An observer to the bomb-blast scene described a dead young girl, perhaps 10 or 12, lying on the ground with her eyes open, looking as if she was surprised." For
Housekeeping notes
After much reading of the Qu'ran and extensive prayers to Allah, I have made some changes. First of all, my decision to renounce violence as a strategic tactic, made on April 1, was foolish and I hereby renounce my renouncement of violence. Bombs away.

Second, I have made some slight changes to the format of my blog, to make it more easily read.

Also, Osama's blog may not be
Targeting
An interesting look from Wired at how technological advances are redefining modern warfare. A retired U.S. Air Force colonel who helped shape U.S. military strategy in the first Gulf War, says radically improved capabilities of air power require a new approach that concentrates on making precision strikes against infrastructure and tries to spare the lives of enemy troops. John Warden
Praying to Allah
Praying that Victor Davis Hanson is wrong this time. Hanson writes, "The Palestinians have turned to suicide bombers--terrorists boasting of a new and frightening tactic that cannot be stopped. But they should recall the kamikazes off Okinawa that brought death, terror and damage to the American fleet - before prompting horrific responses that put an end to them for good and a
Nothing to Lose
Thomas L. Friedman in his newest NYT column helps Muslims loyal to Allah and Jihad realize just what's at stake in the current Israeli-Palestinian crisis: If we don't sucker Israel into staying on the West Bank, the inevitable victory of Islam over the Christian/Zionist/Infidel West will be delayed.

Friedman writes, "What Osama bin Laden failed to achieve on Sept. 11 is now being
Resistance
The capture of my dear friend, Abu Zubaida, has me worried. He was important to al-Qaeda's ongoing operations. Zubaida was crucial to screening recruits from each new group of easily-brainwashed young Muslims, mostly Saudis and Egyptians, who came to our camps, and he was involved in finance and in making travel arrangements for those we sent on missions. But that's not why I'm so
Narcissism on Parade
Bill Clinton is such a narcissist. He actually believes that back in the fall of 2000 I was sitting around in a cave plotting ways to kill him. "He was training people to kill me. Which was fair enough - I was trying to get him," Clinton tells Newsweek, referring to me.

What bunk! In the fall of 2000, I was sad to see his administration coming to an end. He was a good
Peace
Allah be praised, this article from Andrew Sullivan shows that the infidels are beginning to fully grasp the evil plans of Arab Islamo-fascists like Yassir Arafat, who indeed was a part of a "nexus of terror" that has links to Baghdad, is armed by the Iranian Islamo-fascists, is egged on by Syria and is financed by Saudi Arabia. I can confirm that point in his essay today because, as you
Epiphany
I was watching al Jazeera last night and seeing the images of those poor Palestinians besieged by the Israelis, and I had an epiphany. Violence breeds violence. I mean, there I was, the world's leading terrorist/freedom fighter (depending on your point-of-view) and it just hit me. Every time I blow someone up or kill some people, the other side wants to do the same to me. Allah never
How'd he do it?
18,000 visitors, only one donation. How does Andrew Sullivan do it?
Friends of Osama
Actually, these people are more than friends of just Sheik Osama. They're friends of all peoples around the world who are rising up against the West and seeking to bring down its 'democracy,' undermine its economy, and collapse its civilization. They are unwitting allies to our cause, for we are not "non-violent," we are very much violent and will continue to be as long as it is
Ramallah: Ode to a Freedom Fighter
There is a town called Ramallah
Where killing in the name of Allah
Is the job of a brother named Arafat

There is a place called Israel
Which on Arab maps isn't real
And won't be if the winner is Arafat

The Israelis fight back with the tank
Invading his home on the West Bank
And surround the little weasel Arafat

But we will be victorious in Palestine
And push
He's Right
The NYT's Tom Friedman has our side figured out, though it's doubtful the infidels can stop us. "If suicide bombing is allowed to work in Israel, then, like hijacking and airplane bombing, it will be copied and will eventually lead to a bomber strapped with a nuclear device threatening entire nations," Friedman says, "The Devil is dancing in the Middle East, and he's dancing our way."
Baba Wawa
I watched Barbara Walters' interviews last night with various Saudis - students, government officials, women, even my corrupted, westernized younger brother. I mean, he's a lawyer of all things... and liked living in Boston, of all places. The report's assertion that I used to live it up in the "fleshpots" of Lebanon is, of course, absurd. On the other hand, it was gratifying to see the
No Comment
I'm not commenting on how accurate this report is. But this part is not surprising: Senior U.S. military aggression leaders say "little credible intelligence has emerged on the whereabouts" of Osama bin Laden. Don't you love this international game of "Where's Waldo?" Here's a small clue: I'm in... oh, nevermind.
End Game in Ramallah
Yasser's bottled up, cave-like, in what's left of his Ramallah HQ as Israeli forces surround him and put the pressure on, but still he commands world attention by sending waves of suicide bombers to attack the enemy. The latest victory for Allah happened in Tel Aviv. The UN sides with the anti-Zionists, passing a resolution demanding Israel pull back. Even the clueless
Those American Allies
According to the latest from the NYT, some 600 pro-Palestinian foreigners, including the French farmers' union leader, José Bové, have arrived in Ramallah to offer themselves as human shields for Palestinians. "We are going to stay here in Ramallah in particular to provide the Palestinians with protection," Mr. Bové said, according to the Times. I'm not sure if this is good
Powell Doesn't Get It
According to this CNN report, U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell "condemned the Passover violence against Israelis and called on Arafat to take action against those responsible." Is my buddy Arafat supposed to arrest himself? Or even kill himself? Perhaps Powell doesn't know this, but hari-kiri is an old Japanese custom, not a Palestinian one. Palestinians only martyr
Top 5!
Allah boosts Osama's blog to #5 on Blogdex today, and #15 and rising on Daypop.
My Enemy of My Friend is Now My Friend's Friend?
Today's NYT has great news from the Arab Summit in Beirut: Iraq and Kuwait have kissed and made up, while the corrupt head of Saudi Arabia has linked arms with Saddam as the Arab world unites against American agression. Now that Arab leaders have declared that an attack on Iraq would be considered an attack against all Arab states, those U.S.
Allah Provides
Thanks to the NYT for this fine report on an advance copy of the engineering analysis of the collapse of the World Trade Center towers. I've got some engineering experience, but this information is very helpful - like I said before, even I didn't think the WTC towers would collapse. But now, thanks to the NYT, we've got even more insight into how to bring tall American buildings
Greedy Americans
Just wait until Ted Rall gets ahold of these people.
Write OBL!
You can now write me at writeOBL@hotmail.com.
Online from anywhere
The NYT helpfully describes some of the ways U.S. investigators are chasing Allah's freedom fighters in cyberspace, and the tricks the good guys can use to go undetected. The ways of Allah are truly mysterious. Thanks, NYT! By the way, it's easy to be anonymous online. I could be blogging this from a Net kiosk at a big U.S. airport, for all you know.
Clueless in NY
NYT's Serge Schmemann suggests the Netanya bombing might be the "jolt needed finally to call a halt to the bloodshed." Not for me! Let the Saudis distract the Americans and throw the Israelis off balance with their "peace plan" while those crazy Hamas boys continue their deadly assaults - Allah is most pleased! Here in the mountains of Paki- uhh, I mean Afghanistan, we're readying
Watch out, Andrew Sullivan
Daypop lists Sheik Osama's blog at #34 today and a link in the WaPo's Howie Kurtz column today sends a ton of traffic our way. Allah is great! Watch out Andrew Sullivan.
Smart White Man
I like this guy. He's as smart as I am!
Passover this one
I found a little blog today surfing the 'Net just killing time while waiting for my PC to finish downloading those nuke blueprints from Saddam's database. Dial-up is awful slow to download such large files. At any rate, all good Muslims will want to avoid this site.
No complaints here
CNN reports that aggressor-in-chief Bush calls on Arafat and the Palestinian Authority to "do everything in their power to stop the terrorist killing" after a Hamas freedom fighter kills 15 infidels and destroys an Israeli hotel. Now, I personally never cared much for Arafat - I think the wimpering little weasel is pretty much a has-been. But every time he keeps a promise to
That wasn't me
That reported possible sighting of me and al-Zawahri near Khost? Not me! Just like Andrew Sullivan thought he saw Tina Brown, but wasn't sure, those people weren't sure either. I'm in Tel Aviv. I promise. Bomb there!
Making headway in the infidel media
Slate and the Cursor weblog are among the latest to link to Sheik Osama's blog. Praise Allah
Allah strikes the infidels!
Praise be to Allah, who has ambushed the infidel in the high mountains of Afghanistan, unleashing his power in an earthquake that, reliable reports say, have killed thousands of American, British and other foriegn invaders. Allah shook the mountains of Afghanistan to rid them of the invaders just as surely as housewives in Jalalabad swing the household rugs to rid them
Love That Link!
Allah be praised! To our heroic mujahedeen in Afghanistan I say, pause for a moment as you crawl from cave to cave, avoiding the American smart bombs and all those infidel snipers with their night-vision goggles and high-tech gear; stop for a moment your foraging for something edible now that your rations have run out, and praise Allah that my weblog got a big-time link from
Dull Knives
I disavow any knowledge of these two men, Mohammed Osman Idris and Mohammed El-Yacoubi, whom the American dogs no doubt falsely allege have ties to "terrorist" organizations. Allah would never permit such fools to be a part of al Qaeda and I would never send men into battle who were so stupid as to carry evidence of the conspiracy into Israel!
I Like This Guy!
He's not exactly the most devout Muslim, but that Saddam Hussein sure does help the cause. I especially enjoy the fact that he's funding this part of Jihad with U.S. dollars from, no doubt, U.S. oil purchases.
Friends of Osama
Memo:
To: My fellow Islamic freedom fighters currently operating secretly under deep cover in the U.S.
From: OBL
When you carry out your missions on behalf of Allah, please take care to avoid harming the people on this list. They are mostly not Muslims, but as a fifth column inside the enemy's territory, they still serve Allah's purposes and must not be harmed in any way. Until
Sorry so long since I last posted. We've been, uhh, moving to a new province.
Answers
Victor Davis Hanson, a foul warmongering infidel commentator of the American bloodlust faction, has offered up a series of Questions. I, Sheik Osama, will answer many of them now with the help of Almighty Allah.

Hanson: Why does Mr. Mubarak lecture us to become intimately engaged in the Middle East Peace process, when Mr. Clinton, who was very recently intimately engaged, got the
Friends of Osama
Alec Baldwin is a typically bad American actor whose appeared in a lot of really bad movies, but at least he's anti-American!

Listen, my Arab brothers, what Baldwin ">told a group of university students in Florida recently:

"When Donald Rumsfeld and the Pentagon spokespeople say to you, 'Well, this is going to be a long war, we're going to be in Afghanistan for the long haul,'
Somewhat true
Don't believe everything you read, my fellow mujahideen! This piece in the Infidel Science Monitor describes in great detail how we defeated the American aggressor and its lackeys those spineless Northern Alliance dogs at Tora Bora, but I must take issue with part of the story. Here's an excerpt of the story:

Around him that day sat three of his most loyal fighters, including Abu
Stand by me
A reader sent an email asking how Azzam.com could continue to insist that I am innocent of the Sept. 11 attack on the World Trade Center when I appear to take credit for that attack in that videotape the U.S. government has shown the world. I'll tell you ...

It was a joke!

Remember how Al Gore took credit for inventing the Internet, when everyone knows he didn't do it? Same thing!
Friends of Osama
Some of you have sent emails to myself and Mullah Omar asking the question, where will we find new supporters to refresh our ranks now that so many of our brave warriors have been martyred and so many of our recruits have turned tail and run out on us (and those dogs will pay when Allah gets ahold of them!). I tell you, the Prophet can not be defeated and He will provide more
Reliable account of our victory
The unbiased Azzam.com, provider of news on Jihad, provides a totally true and accurate report of the battle near Gardez which says, in part, "American officials and media organisations have been stunned by these spectacular series of defeats and the proof of this can be found in the wide array of conflicting statements, reports and information being given by the
Words from our friends
Azzam.com opines: "We believe the word of Usama bin Ladin and the Taliban, as Muslims, when they say that they had nothing to do with this terrorist act, over and above the word of a lying disbeliever like Bush. If they did it, they would proudly say so because they are not afraid of the reprisals from anyone."They are right - however, I must warn against their advice that
Verse for the day:
They said: Call on your Lord for our sake to make it plain to us what she is, for surely to us the cows are all alike, and if Allah please we shall surely be guided aright.- From the Holy Qu'ran, The Cow, Chapter 2:70
Those who can't do, lie
The evil American government of the infidel oppressor Bush continues to decieve the American sheep about the true nature of its defeat in the glorious Shahikot mountains of Afghanistan.
The shadow of imminent destruction
America is running away from the unstoppable forces of Holy Islam, seeking cover in caves, hiding in the shadows, seeking to escape the great warriors of Jihad!
Not on our target list
When we do destroy Washington DC, we must hope and pray to Allah that He guides us to launch our blessed attack on a day Sen. Daschle is out of town. This WaPo story will inform you why. He is one member of the infidel government that almost makes me think there is hope for America yet! But then I remember the hated Bush, would-be oppressor of Afghanistan, and realize we
More lies from the Great Satan
The U.S. continues to defy the great prophet using stories like this one filled with lies about the number of our brave soldiers who have been martyred! Perhaps it is to cover up their own failings and the incompetence of their "warriors" at defeating the forces of Allah? The truth is we are bathing the mountains with the blood of the infidels as we repel their
We have filled America with fear!
The fools at Time, the mouthpiece of the Great Satan America, do not know the half of our plans!